BANGLADESH!

this is so funny ;> i pretended im in Bangladesh and people believed me ;D

Polo Guillermo: are you serious i will make the lab report?

Mon Lopez: yes... u hav d lab ntbk right?

Polo Guillermo: but im in bangladesh

Mon Lopez:

Polo Guillermo: im serious

Polo Guillermo: coz my late grandmother passed away

Polo Guillermo: so here i am dhaka bangladesh

Polo Guillermo: shes a bengali you know

Mon Lopez: ohky......... but i saw u kanina....

Polo Guillermo: no it was my twin

Mon lopez:

Mon Lopez:

Polo Guillermo: im serious

Polo Guillermo: can you fed ex to me? im in 275 corner avenue phoekit dhka bangladesh

Mon Lopez: y will i fed ex 2 u?

Polo Guillermo: coz im in bangladesh

Mon Lopez: but y?

Polo Guillermo: ill go home on the morning of wednesday

Polo Guillermo: so can you fed ex it to me?

Mon Lopez: wat will i fed ex?

Polo Guillermo: the lab report

Mon Lopez: ikaw nga gagawa..........

Polo Guillermo: i cant we can do work here because its dandanranan holiday meaning no work

Mon Lopez: ewan ko lng ah

Mon Lopez: basta ikaw gagawa

Polo Guillermo: okay.. pray for me bombings are happenign in our avenue

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Polo Guillermo: hey im in bangladesh

Danielle Tamondong: seriously?

Polo Guillermo: yeah

Polo Guillermo: coz mynana died

Danielle Tamondong: kewl..

Danielle Tamondong: oh.. sorry..

Danielle Tamondong: you have pictures?

Polo Guillermo: no

Polo Guillermo: its forbidden here to use cameras

Polo Guillermo: coz it will scare the spirits

Danielle Tamondong: woah.. that's creepy..

Polo Guillermo: yeah its a muslim thing you know

Danielle Tamondong: anyway, ganda dyan?

Polo Guillermo: its creepy ang daming muslim

Polo Guillermo: i mean its so racist pero its true

Danielle Tamondong: haha!

Danielle Tamondong: wow..

Danielle Tamondong: racist!! kidding

Polo Guillermo: we cant eat here because is tayhobtima day'

Danielle Tamondong: ugh.. explain?

Polo Guillermo: meaning we need to be anorexic because the priest is

Danielle Tamondong: I should live there.. I'm getting fatter

Danielle Tamondong: !!

Polo Guillermo: there are many terorists here. actually they look like french men

Danielle Tamondong: oh.. gym na lang!

Polo Guillermo: gym?

Danielle Tamondong: ay.. sorry late rep.. condolence

Danielle Tamondong: ay late rep.. late na pagsabi.

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Polo Guillermo: hey im in bangladesh
Chris Cabello: wow really??
Polo Guillermo: yeah i am here..
Polo Guillermo: tidays is srisrinalankaido day
Polo Guillermo: meaning evryone should commit suicide
Chris Cabello: wow parang visayan dialect yn ah =)
Chris Cabello:
Polo Guillermo: no its not. pray for me there are terorists in our hotel they are french men
Chris Cabello: wow
Polo Guillermo: pray for me
Chris Cabello: you lean so fast. whats the secret?
Chris Cabello: learn*
Chris Cabello:
Polo Guillermo: omg im dieng and your telling me that?
Chris Cabello: no seriously? there are terrorists?
Polo Guillermo: yehess
Polo Guillermo: the are french men with black skin
Chris Cabello: lord god i pray for marco. protect him at all ways you can lord... AMen!
Polo Guillermo: thanks
Chris Cabello: lols
Chris Cabello: no prob

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Polo Guillermo: hey im in bangladesh
Jomar Villano: weh?
Polo Guillermo: yeah
Polo Guillermo: its nice here the air is black
Jomar Villano: nyahaha...wat u doin there
Polo Guillermo: because my nana died she had hiv and shes 122 year old


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Kiefer Ravena : seryoso...nasa bangladesh ka??
Polo Guillermo: yeah
Polo Guillermo: please pray for me we are being held hostage by french men
Kiefer Ravena: fuck yaw..
Kiefer Ravena: !!!
Polo Guillermo: its true
Polo Guillermo: you ll see me in tv later. asking pgma for help



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as in few people were OL so here it is ;D